STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM 11.5x3in

This just might be the most versatile bumper sticker on the internet. Put it on your car and watch the tailgaters disappear in your rearview mirror.  If you're an edgy teenager, put it on the door to your room to show the world how no one understands you. If your significant other regularly steals snacks from your secret snack spot, slap this bad boy on whatever form of snack receptacle you happen to use and watch the magic unfold before your eyes! Displaying this euphemistic badge on your carriage also grants massive speech bonuses when encountering the city guard. After all, no real piece of criminal scum would ever put the words "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" on their own transportation. In fact, I was pulled over last week for a bad brake light and multiple violations of the Geneva Convention. When the guard approached my vehicle and saw this sticker, he realized that I myself am not "criminal scum" and let me off with a warning. If you're in the Ukraine and want one of these, I'll send you a Russian variant for free. Idk if you guys have a postal system at the moment but we'll figure it out.